Never Lie To A Woman
Lesson 1A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I
will swing by the house to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
You'll love the answer....
The wife replied, ' I did. They're in your fishing box ...'
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