Never Lie To A Woman Part 2

Lesson 2

A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a
girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate...

During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible
relationship between the two...

Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted,
the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his
housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious..

Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said," Well, I doubt it but I'll
email her just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother :

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house. I'm not
saying that you did not take the silver plate ....But the fact remains that

it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...


Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you
do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the
pillow..

Love,
Mom

Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

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